1. Played chicken with the bus schedule – My crazy work day threatened not to end as I saw the time to leave approaching. It was another extended hour day, so an extra half-hour was not going to be welcome.
2. Rain – I work in the Pacific Northwest, which means that I experience a rainy commute often. It still isn’t one of my favorite things.
3. Long walks – Sure, these are great for fitness contemplation, and romance, but when the bus doesn’t stop (despite repeated cord pulls) it just becomes irritating.
4. Enroute potty breaks – Not me, stop that! Every guide dog handler has experienced a time when the dog just tells you that it’s time to do some business. Some dogs are fast, some dogs are Berta. Did I mention the rain yet?
All-in-all not a list of my favorite things.
Right, okay, enough of that! Rant over!
Like sands through an hourglass…
Facebook allows one to put up a “status” message. These things are usually a quote, tidbit about what the person is doing, lyric from a song, or links to external sources of information. For the past month, I’ve been posting a countdown in my status, and it has garnered a bit of confusion.
For those that haven’t figured it out, the countdown is to this Saturday, October 3. The Edmonton Oilers kick off their season with a game against the Calgary Flames in the first of several “Battle of Alberta” contests. I will be watching the game, as it’s actually going to be televised.
Now, I live no where near Alberta, hang out with no one else that loves hockey, and generally expect that I’ll get no takers, but I’ll toss this out anyway. If anyone wants to stop in, drink beer, and assist in screaming at a television, you’re welcome to come over. The grill will be going, so bringing the flesh of some unfortunate animal (no, not a Leaf fan) is encouraged. A few rules will be enforced:
• An explanation of how the game functions will be provided when possible. Answers to questions may be delayed.
• Flames fans are welcome to attend. They will be allowed to watch from the back patio, where they will grill everyone else’s meat, and pass beer inside.
• Canuck fans will be sent on beer runs for the most obscure (aka, impossible to find) options. That will probably keep them away for the rest of the night.
• Leaf fans must provide their own handkerchieves . They will not be allowed to cry in the presence of others.
Silly? Yes. Pointless? Yes. But hey folks, I’ts hockey season. Drop that puck.
G’oilers!